lil bi*ch tried it

I just can't even begin to fathom or think about the punishing i put on satan's seed when i came home and found:

a shredded pocket bible
chopped down dress shoe
the remains of a makeup eyeliner.... that i just bought.. fuckin BITCH!
ate up dove soap
turned over trash can and
a fuckin happy, demented puppy/grown ass dog

I swear something is wrong with him
he needs to be admitted to doggy boot camp ASAP because this is becoming to be a tragedy

any who.. enough about the dog.. i might get an aneurysm thinkin of his ass


**but i still &hearts him though;